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The Diner Song / Caesar

Chorus:

I hope I get a little snack tonight
I hope I get a little smack tonight

I'll be starvin'
Standin' in the broad day light
Just waitin' on the comin' of the night
24-hour diner's almost closed
All I need's a cup of joe

She's so nice
She treats me like a tipper from her head to her toes.

Brings me my water with her skirt so high
I catch a little glimpse in the silverware shine
I ain't a thief
That just ain't right
I ain't go no money
But I intend to pay for my meal tonight

Chorus:

She's got a tattooed tongue
She loves to abuse
You can tell she's good by the language that she use
She says to meet you in the bathroom at a quartet to two
And you know what you must do
'Cause the flood gate's open
Your hips are getting loose
You got a rocket in your pocket
'Cause you don't know what to do

So go, oh she says I betcha' that I can take all of your soul
You say put your money where your mouth is and let all be told.

Chorus:

They got crayons on the placemats
Refried beans
Don't give me half-and-half
Just whip up my cream
Gimme some slap jacks
And flap on the butter
Corned-beef-hash
My mind's in the gutter
Heavy with the syrup
Heavy with the grease
My foot's in the stirrup
Just do as you please

Whoa a little love at Caesar's
Whoa you know I love to please her
Whoa a little love at Caesar's
Goes so far

Na... na... na...

Whoa a little bit of love
Can I get a little bit of love?
Oh, Just like that
A little love!
A little bit of love!
A little bitta
Oooh...
Na... na... na...